this is how I would doctor


I read at the poetry slams I go to every sunday for the first time

my roommate came and then we grabbed ice cream.
So she met the icecream boy
who gave us bothe free ice cream and
pretty much said that he’d never let me pay for ice cream anymore while he’s there. unless the owner is behind him.

and my friend after was like holy shit the way he looks at you and he’s attractive.
..and he gave me free ice cream.
and she’s all if a guy ever looked at my like that holyyy shit.

and now she wants me to ask him out

and I’m just like trying to convince the guy I hooked up with to give me a chance 
and then the guy who I was in love with came into town 
and then the manager of my apartment keeps on giving me puppy eyes (I baked him cookies)

and I’m like I can’t handle disss
and I want to cuddle and sex

and I am a dumby
le sighz
I am a hopeless hopeless dumby


(by Zofia Nalepa Photography)


that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

Chuck vs. Gizoogle