this is how I would doctor
my roommate came and then we grabbed ice cream.
So she met the icecream boy
who gave us bothe free ice cream and
pretty much said that he’d never let me pay for ice cream anymore while he’s there. unless the owner is behind him.
and my friend after was like holy shit the way he looks at you and he’s attractive.
..and he gave me free ice cream.
and she’s all if a guy ever looked at my like that holyyy shit.
and now she wants me to ask him out
and I’m just like trying to convince the guy I hooked up with to give me a chance
and then the guy who I was in love with came into town
and then the manager of my apartment keeps on giving me puppy eyes (I baked him cookies)
and I’m like I can’t handle disss
and I want to cuddle and sex
and I am a dumby
I am a hopeless hopeless dumby
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
Chuck vs. Gizoogle